The rules of advertising
Posted by Ben on September 8th, 2005
Courtesy of the BBC, the rules of advertising. Some choice entries:
12. Children will not eat fruit or vegetables. Ever.
19. Professional people have strangely trivial preoccupations, e.g. a female barrister who is morbidly obsessed with finding a healthy snack bar.
23. Women never merely hop in and out of the shower, instead preferring to act out some sort of soapy Dance of the Seven Veils.
1. Men are obsessed with sex but will forego sex in order to watch football or drink beer.