Law and Comedy?
Posted by Ben on May 20th, 2004
Every now and then, I watch Law & Order reruns on TNT while I’m eating dinner. A columnist in the Sun-Times excerpted some of Lenny’s (one of the cops) great crime-scene 1-liners as he’s leaving for yeat another of the L&O spinoffs (I predict the series will in some way shape or fashion be on rerun through 2050). My personal favorites:
Still bruised from romance: “My second wife always wanted a walk-in closet. Now I finally got one. Trouble is, I live in it.”
When the detectives find a possible suspect hiding in his closet clutching a golf club:”You got a permit for that putter?”
As a suspect asks if he’s kidding: “If I was kiddin’ you, I’d be wearin’ a fez, and no pants.”