Government Intelligence
Posted by Ben on May 13th, 2004
From the folks at US News:
It was the lead item on the government’s daily threat matrix one day last April. Don Emilio Fulci described by an FBI tipster as a reclusive but evil millionaire, had formed a terrorist group that was planning chemical attacks against London and Washington, D.C. That day even FBI director Robert Mueller was briefed on the Fulci matter. But as the day went on without incident, a White House staffer had a brainstorm: He Googled Fulci. His findings: Fulci is the crime boss in the popular video game Headhunter. “Stand down,” came the order from embarrassed national security types.
Nice to know the folks in Washington are on the ball.
This just in…
A 24-year old amateur golfer from Lowville, NY was thought to be a serious threat to Tiger Woods’ dominance of golf after shooting an unbelievable 74-under par at a tournament at Pebble Beach. The golf world breathed a sigh of relief when they discoverd it was just Ben Johnson on his PlayStation with Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004.